….because you can’t make this stuff up.
- A man was charged with battery for allegedly throwing a full beer can at another man at a campground.
- A resident called police at 0330 after he was battered by 1 of 2 strangers he found swimming in his pool without permission. Police reports said he caught one of the offenders who hit him before both got away.
- Someone stole a $20 pair of sandals at a downtown business.
- A fire hydrant was hit by a while car and then was apparently removed from the scene before police arrived.