I rarely watch TV. Part of it has to do with my work schedule; the other part is the fact we cheaped out on cable and no longer have a DVR. I watch SNL, One Tree Hill, Downton Abbey, and Mad Men: what I like to call quality television. Debatable, but it’s what trips my trigger.
Mad Men Season 5 is in full swing and I’m addicted. There I am, drinking my Port and gasping during the scenes with The General snuggled up with me. He’s not into it as much as I am, but will watch it with me, especially if there is wine and edamame involved. Downton Abbey won’t premiere until September (sigh), One Tree Hill has wrapped, and SNL is either hit or miss. I figured I had a good repertoire going and then The General had to go and get me sucked into another drama.
We have a subscription to Netflix, and The General got Game of Thrones. Now, it’s an HBO produced show, so that should have clued me in on storylines, but it didn’t register. If natural female breasts bother you, please do not watch this show. You will be extremely offended. It was an education for me: as an American in the 21st century, I’ve grown so used to the silicone-enhanced assets, that I’ve completely never noticed natural breasts outside my own. I don’t like porn and I’m 110% hetero, so I’m quite limited. All the women shown in the show (which takes place during the middle ages in a fantasy realm, so there’s no real date on things and the framework of buildings doesn’t fit with any time period which bothered this realist more than the breasts) have seemingly normal, run of the mill breasts. I was shocked. I’m can fill a 36B on a good day. All these women were about my size, some a little smaller, some a little bigger. I’m not used to that! “This is totally normal, ” said the General, who did an independent study on the subject during his undergrad years. “Society and the media have taught us that breasts are suppose to be huge and round and it just isn’t so.”
Hmph. Could have fooled me.
Once you get passed the nipples, the storyline is amazing. It’s interwoven into families and it becomes – you guessed it – a game of thrones. I must admit I’m eagerly awaiting disk 3 to arrive in the mail.
I would also like to note that said nudity does play into the storyline. I don’t believe in gratuitous nudity much as I don’t believe in anything gratuitous in storylines: people, places, things, lines, etc. Some of the scenes take place in brothels, so naturally there would be half naked women running around. But it’s all central to plot/character development. I like it. Well scripted, well casted, well acted, well directed — a classic for sure.
I also discovered, in my quest to learn conversational German, Sat.1, a German broadcast station. 2 shows I think will help immensely: Die Harald Schmidt Show, billed as the Conan O’Brien of late night German TV. He’s funny, but I barely understand him. The other show, which has me laughing off my chair is a sketch comedy called Knallerfrauen. Short scenes with hilarious hijinks – you don’t have to understand the language to get the joke, although it does help. Some I can understand, but most fly over my head like Herr Schmidt. Hopefully in time, I will understand what they’re saying. Until then, I will just laugh hysterically at the physical comedy of it all.
And German newspapers have a “sexy bilder” (sexy picture) feature with…..you guessed it……women without shirts. Most are natural.